How can i apply to star fleet academy?

i woud like to become a star fleet officerHow can i apply to star fleet academy?
Outlook not so good.How can i apply to star fleet academy?
Die and get reborn in about 250 years.
you'll have to time travel.
Maybe you could contact Capt. James T. Kirk for a personal recommendation.
www.usafa.edu is the closest you'll find...
I hear the Air Force is opening a new school by Santas workshop.
Requirements to Join the Star Fleet Academy.





1. Never kiss a girl.


2. Live in your parents basement at 35.


3. Be first in line to any Si-Fi movie (must dress the part)


4. Learn to speak Klingon


5. When you dream about 7of9 assimilating you, its a nightmare not your best wet dream.


6 Have actually played a D%26amp;D game.





Those are the minimum requirements to apply.
Study a lot of math.
Hmmmm - good luck - im sure that for every million applicant one gets through..





bit like the lottery!!





Might help to know one of the casting crew!
First you gotta wait about 300 years before the United Federation of Planets office opens. After that, it's just a case of looking up the number of your local Star Fleet recruitment officer and beaming him your resume. Sheesh, do I have to tell you everything?!?!?
Wait for the Enterprise to come back into our time (they go back in time a lot, so this shouldn't be too long), then stow away until they figure out how to get back (Note: bring snacks, this sometimes takes several episodes).
uhhh, wait about 200 years, maybe it will be around by then.....call admiral kirk....idk
Start working out and studying real hard. Star Fleet doesn't accept applicants from this Space~Time continuum, they come and find YOU! Good Luck and be ready.
go to this site, follow link to applications.








http://academy.sfi.org/
Phone up the hospital and ask for the men in white coats to come and take you to star fleet. They will know what to do
There is recruitment info at every Post Office.